“Stupid is, as stupid does” - Probably the most wisest words ever uttered within the length of a Tom Hanks movie. But Elizabeth Warren isn’t stupid, she is completely aware and undoubtedly conscious of the highly incompetent things and ideas she is consistently heard saying. Not to purposefully leave unmentioned the other “2020 hopefuls”, many … Continue reading “Free Election” 2020 : Elizabeth Warren Slaps $52 Trillion “Medicare-For-All” Plan On Top Of Everything Else
With the 2020 election nearing closer by the day, President Trump is working unceasingly to keep his supporters motivated in his favor. With last quarters' economic growth hitting 4.2% and more Americans employed than ever before, the economy will once again play a huge role in his next attempt to hold office. In 2017 Trump … Continue reading Trump Will Win In 2020 : While Democrats Waste Time, Trump Is Working Hard
The following is Satirical “It’s the beginning of the end!” “The walls are closing in!” “And Adam Schiff’s coworkers in congress are starting to wonder If instead of Schiff’s nose extending when he lies, that the immediate physical nose growth that we know to take place in Pinocchio, is actually taking place in chairman Schiff’s … Continue reading The Satire of the Newsweek
Here’s the recap of the ever so popular “Impeachment Inquiry”, so far : This impeachment inquiry, unlike some of the other attempts to remove president Trump from office, is based on two major documents. Unlike it’s predecessor The Mueller Report (400+ pages), this “impeachable offense” relies on a phone call that occurred on June 25th … Continue reading House Democrats Are On Another Impeachment Train To “Nowhere!”
Have you ever seen one of those life alert commercials, where the elderly people take a tumble in their homes, generally when no one is home. It’s such a depressing sight, the fact that no one is presently nearby, and “they cant get up!” Well, just imagine the same commercial, except replace the 80 year … Continue reading Cry Me A River : A Cure For The Helplessness Epidemic
If you saw last night’s debate, and you agree with the stuff they said, go to “U MORON” 30330. The following is “Satirical” It was almost so sudden, yet so familiar. Was I really in the mood to watch another two hours of presidential debate that made “Hee Haw” and “Celebrity Boxing” seem more entertaining? … Continue reading Round Two Of The Democratic Debate : You’d Be Better Off Watching “Hee Haw!”
If your considering watching the debate after reading this article, I would advise you not to. It’s better actually that you read the available commentary about it than to visibly view it, because overall it’s a complete and utter shame to understand what minimal intelligence you must possess to qualify as a presidential candidate. So, … Continue reading Reviewing The Rampant Jackassery Of The Present Day Democratic Party
When Gallup released it’s poll recently that 4 in 10 Americans support some form of socialism, people freaked out. Supporters of capitalism were taken back by the idea that virtually 43% of America had some what of a positive outlook on socialism. Without consideration, journalists rushed to their “think tanks” and began to compose literary … Continue reading Young People Advocating For Socialism : Do They Really Comprehend It In The First Place?
Bernie is kind of like your affluent childhood grandfather if you ever experienced one. Anywhere you go with him, he purchases you something. Wether it be a walk to the park or a stroll downtown, anything you want he’s delighted to provide. Thankfully, I was spoiled rotten as a little kid, not to offend anyone … Continue reading The Bern Is Back, But Are We Feeling It?
(Expository) Let’s get the facts straight. The Democrats know what is happening at the southern border. I know it seems often that they appear to be overwhelmed with folly and insanity, but I have always doubted the fact that they are just plain stupid, especially when it comes to national security. 25 years ago Democrats … Continue reading The Democrats Continue To Cry “Amnesty” For Illegals, While The Truth About Immigration Continues To Be Silenced
As I’ve said before, Cory Booker Is just another 2020 democratic presidential candidate willing to say anything to get the nomination. This is not only the case for Booker, but for many democrats that are attempting to become the next POTUS. The fact is Cory’s not doing so hot in the polls already. He is … Continue reading “The Confusing Cory Booker”, A Leftist 2020 Presidential Candidate Who’s Agenda Is Unkown
EXPERIMENT :Fill a glass with ice & water, mark the level of the water on the glass. Allow the ice to melt. Please observe that the level of the water DOES NOT change. This is because ice displaces the same amount of water when floating in water as it does in a liquid form. So, as … Continue reading The Battle Of Science Vs. Fallacy, “Why Should We Believe The Promoters Of Climate Change?”
Pete Buttigieg is just another Democratic Socialist who studied at Harvard. Now he is campaigning for president and hopes to influence the United States with his creepy ideas. Avoiding the fact that he is gay, I will note one of his main slogans is “we cannot find greatness in the past!” Although his entire campaign … Continue reading Buttigieg Is Attempting To Replace “Moral American Values” With Delusional Ideologies
Robert O’Rourke Is just your average Caucasian American who got seriously friendly with the Hispanic population in El Paso Texas, so now they call him Beto. When he is at his local Cardenas grocery store, everyone yells “votaremos por ti Beto!” Robert O’Rourke is simplistically the most immense fake Mexican you will ever find. But … Continue reading Beto O’Rourke Is Not Just A Quack, “He’s A Rogue Socialist With A Daunting Schedule!”
For a man that spent most of his political life just showing up, he sure is off to a rough start for 2020. Though he hasn’t exactly announced his campaign for president, everyone is pretty sure he has the presidency on his mind. Just this week the Washington Post released 3 more accounts of woman … Continue reading 3 More Allegations Against Biden, “Looks Like The Left Has No Need For Him!”